when we were at the airport one time the guy at check-in reminded us that we weren’t allowed to carry sharp objects with us onto the plane and i said “oh damn looks like i’ll have to leave behind my wit” and thats how i made a middle-aged guy laugh so hard he had to get his colleague to take over his check-in desk
do you ever meet someone and you’re like wow I could write a book about you
today I burned my tongue on a piece of pizza and I think that it’s a very strong metaphor that sometimes the things you love most in life will hurt you.
augustus, is that you?
no he died
actual katniss and peeta if they weren’t at the mercy of an oppressive ruler
peeta would be so happy and free spirited and silly and katniss would just be like “okay, i’ll allow it”
my parents definitely did not raise me to be a queer feminist filled with the wrath of a thousand enraged dragons and yet here i am
"did you study for the test"
"the test that’s today"